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Joke of the Day

"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"

"""Knock Knock"" ""Whos there?"" ""From"" ""From who?"" ""Its pronounced, From *whom*!"" Sorry for bad joke, please leave your criticism! I need it to make funnier jokes! P.S. its not!"

"I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white."

"I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that"

"None, building it is a job for engineers. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"

"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"

"PRIEST: The couple has chosen to write their own vowels HER: Shouldn't it be - HIM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"My dog plays this fun game where she holds her bladder until she gets inside the house"