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Joke of the Day

"A Haiku on the Rules of Writing a Haiku Syllable structure: First five, then seven, then 5. Just like this one isn't."

"I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity"

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless just like this post"

"I'm ""had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing"" years old."

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery."

"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Ellen Pao walked into a bar The bar bent. Bartender served her 3 sets of jumbo meals. Bartender had to repair the door."

"WTF fact- pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did."

"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"

"Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter? Because they take a fence to that."