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Joke of the Day
"What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question? A curry-ous guy"
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"How do you call an unfanny comedian? A youtuber."
"My friend said ""What rhymes with orange?"" I said ""No, it doesn't"""
"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."
"Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? He was rushin'"
"PATIENT: Doc, I haven't been able to bone my wife lately and I really think- DR DOG: Wait. Tell me more about the bone part"
"What does a ghost eat for dinner? Spookhetti"
"What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? ""That was very amoosing"""
"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they go the speed limit in school zones.."
"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."