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Joke of the Day
"Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why."
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"Best/Funniest Pickup Line you used or heard"
"Donald Trump Is proof that Willie Wonka had sex with the Oompa Loompas."
"Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?"
"Son: Will you please just try to act normal today? Me: You're going to have to be more specific."
"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."
"When's the improper fraction helpline open? 24/7"
"Being old is like being in prison... It hurts to bend over."
"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."
"a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody"