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Joke of the Day
"So my brother is dating a mermaid. Yeah, apparently their relationship's on the rocks."
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"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Yes"
"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."
"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""
"The Jonestown cult survivor was never any good at jokes. He always missed the punchline."
"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."
"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."
"What is the official novel of Mexico? Tequila Mockingbird"