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Joke of the Day

"A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, ""Are you suggesting women are primitives?"""

"Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes... Yo Mama's so fat.. ...when she orders butter beer she says ""hold the beer."""

"My bank is trying to get people to open additional savings accounts, but there is no interest."

"ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?"

"For logic-based beings. !!... Who's there? Same as before."

"All men are the same Said the Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd"

"The Discovery Channel is filming a new series about my ex-wife. It is called Deadliest Snatch"

"shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog"

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts."

"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"