213524
Joke of the Day
"Who wrote ""The Tiger's Revenge""? Claude Balls"
Next Joke
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... because they always take things literally."
"There's no toilet paper in this stall so I guess I live here now."
"Two cows are standing in a field ...and one says to the other, ""Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease going around?"" And the other one says, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter! PFFFFFT!"""
"I've bought up all the Scrabble games I can get my hands on. I heard there's a lot of money in text tiles."
"Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick in a girl's ass."
"What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza? ~A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer..."