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Joke of the Day
"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"
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"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"
"Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album? People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps"
"My exes dying words were, ""you're obviously in one of your moods"""
"What is the most racist house chore? Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors."
"Who can make six figures a year and still be poor? A toy builder."
"John: ""I'm a man of few words."" Bill: ""I'm married too."""
"I like to skip my digestive system and just place my Chipotle burrito directly into my toilet."
"You know you are old when... You need a viagra first before having sex"
"[being murdered] Me: did you get that knife out of the dishwasher Murderer: ...yes Me: and you didnt empty it Murderer: [murder roles reverse]"