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Joke of the Day

"Movember just reminds me that i inherited the inability to grow proper facial hair from my father... why couldn't i be more like my mom?"

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"Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired."
"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""
"The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one"
"Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment."
"Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub. There's liquor and you can't hear them."
"I can still party like I'm 22. Too bad I recover like I'm 82."
"Since we have several people participating in the debate tonight... Would it be considered a mass debate?"
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the trick is finding two people small enough to fit IN the lightbulb..."
"Naming my favorite books is like choosing which of my kids I love more! In that I have a full list right here, do you have a pencil ready"