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Joke of the Day

"if Donald trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives? America"

"Why do you get when you cross a Rhino with a Panzer tank? A bloody mess"

"For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round."

"My teen thought it'd be funny to unfriend me on Facebook. I laughed and laughed and changed the wi-fi password. Good times!"

"The treadmill is the only product we have that the 'The Jetsons' had, I'm very disappointed at how far behind be are."

"Want to hear a two word joke? Woman's rights."

"Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'"

"As a broke college student, do you know what the best vehicle to have is? A scholarSHIP. I'm sorry."

"If you have sex with a prostitute... ...against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?"

"A warning to prisoners of the Matrix Snitches get glitches"