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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"
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"People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face."
"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."
"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."
"What did she say while cleaning herself after sex? Well, that's a load off my shoulder"
"What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI"
"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."
"If you want to feel the bern Have unprotected sex."
"[in hip-hop voice] uh"