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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell ""laughing out loud"" by using binary? 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1"
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"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence."
"Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek"
"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."
"A small part of me almost died today.. Specifically mini-me"
"What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear"
"Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet."
"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."
"If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore"
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"