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Joke of the Day
"I can totally relate to the plight of the homeless. I once gave up Twitter for five whole days."
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"I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed."
"Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends? Their i's don't work"
"I lost my first cage fight last night .. not all dogs want cuddles."
"Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Short answer: No Long answer: Yes"
"I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver."
"Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff."
"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
"Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it. He said ""Ohio is a spectacular place."""
"What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill"