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Joke of the Day

"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"

"Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control."

"""john could tell that emily was getting tired of him narrating their date"""

"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! Well don't have a shower because you might be dry clean only."

"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""

"[mugger trying to snatch Elsa's purse] Elsa: HEY LET IT GO! Mugger: OMG sing the rest"

"In all the alternate universes, in how many is Kim Kardashian super famous and in how many did she just get fired from a Wells Fargo?"

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures."

"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"