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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them."
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"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"
"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"
"If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy."
"How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? There's really no sure way to know."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
"How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?"
"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"
"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."
"What's the difference between dollars and Jews? I give a shit when I lose 6 million dollars."