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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy"

"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."

"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"

"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."

"New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together as I write this."

"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth."

"Instead of a tweet up, I think all the twitter crushes should get together for a weekend in the mountains You know... A Couples Retweet"

"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it!"