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Joke of the Day

"Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores."

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI."

"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."

"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."

"4yo: What happened to the fish? Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish."

"My wife asked me what I want to do with her body... Apparently ""identify it"" wasn't the right answer."

"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."

"What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common? Both of them smoke the leafs"

"I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried."