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Joke of the Day

"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"

"7 barges into bathroom while I'm showering, laughs & says ""I saw your peanut."" He either mispronounced a word or made a hurtful observation."

"*Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?"

"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."

"India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday... That's a heck of a place to put a call center."

"Flowers bee like"

"What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? ""This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"""

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."

"Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie"