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Joke of the Day
"What's the easiest way to find a gay West Virginian? All his cousins are male!"
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"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"
"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!"
"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"[genie emerges from his lamp] Master, what is thy [he sees me on the bed pointing at the remote like 3ft away] Are u kidding me"
"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."
"Me (said to my friend over the phone): ""Is it just me... ...or is someone walking behind me""? Friend: ""No, it's just you""."
"i mean, at some point the Absolute Funniest Thing Ever happened and i'd bet you $75 it involved a huge fart."
"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."