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Joke of the Day

"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"Why did the perv leave? Because he came."

"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work."

"So a man goes and tells his wife he's going to take the day off..."

"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"

"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."

"TIL 78% of statistics are made up on the spot"

"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"