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Joke of the Day

"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"Did you hear about the hooker that went to the bank for a loan? She just needed something to get her by until she could get back on her back"

"How can you tell the difference between a Fleshlight and the porn star it was modeled after? Rubber clit..."

"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"

"How do you keep Trump busy for the rest of his term? Tell him his twitter phone is in the corner of his office."

"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence? Udder destruction"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"Just watched a guy walk out of the tanning place and immediately light a cigarette. Slow down, buddy. Don't get all the cancer today!"

"My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts."

"My friend's crazy, he left a bunch of chocolate balls on the floor in his cat's litter box, they're not that good."