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Joke of the Day

"When attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."

"What is an extremist's favourite thing to have sex with? A blow up doll"

"I'd hate to be Turkey this Christmas."

"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."

"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."

"BREAKING NEWS: Sad story, Justin Bieber's body has been found ALIVE in his NYC apartment. A moment of silence please for The Music Industry."

"Iron Man is a superhero Iron Woman is a command."

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books"