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Joke of the Day
"What does a frying pan and anal sex have in common? They both brown your meat."
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"An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a rabbi walk into a bar And the rabbi says, ""Hey, wait a minute... I think I'm in the wrong joke."""
"Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."
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"How I broke my cat's knees? With rude eyes."
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"What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy? ""I wish his hands were made of stone."""
"""I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down"" ~Bowling pins"