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Joke of the Day

"your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this ""ur moms so fat"" joke exclusively because of her"

"Cannibals like to eat... vegetables"

"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"

"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."

"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."

"I've just used glitter spray paint in a confined space, and now I'm on another planet busting disco moves with an intoxicated pixie."

"Reddit More like shmreddit"

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. ( ) (v)"

"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""

"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."