158417

Joke of the Day

"What is Batman's favourite porn site? Motherless.com"

"[in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy."

"I don't Bolivia Peru-v it."

"What has 8 legs and 7 arms? Def Leppard"

"You couldn't even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation. It's Oscar worthy."

"I know one person who thinks he's an owl. Who? Now I know two."

"What is the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls outs"

"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."

"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"

"Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... ""Can you put me up for the night?"""