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Joke of the Day
"How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows."
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"""Nwbdy tellsh mwe wht to dwo"", I say through a mouthful of cardboard, giving a middle finger to ""remove pizza from box before consumption""."
"Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called ""The Johnson Years""."
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"The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms & Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why."
"I want to be rich enough to leave the house-sitter notes like: ""If the cheetah looks bored, jog him on the treadmill. He can watch Friends."""
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"What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods."