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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"

"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"

"If you do not eat your candy corn in three separate bites, starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, I hate you."

"Civil War spoilers Lee surrenders at Appomatox Courthouse, Abe Lincoln is shot by John Wilkes Booth."

"I accidentally just sent a kissy face emoji to my female boss... and now we wait for the call from HR on Monday."

"What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name!"

"It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk."

"Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back."

"I sent ten puns to an online contest... I was hoping at least one would win a prize but no pun in ten did."