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Joke of the Day

"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"

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"How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich? They wear a rolex watch around their waist."
"Donald Trump discovers porn I bet Donald Trump was pretty disappointed when he typed ""BBW"" in the Pornhub search bar, and videos of Big Beautiful Walls didn't pop up..."
"An American, a British and a German walks into a busy bar... bartender says,"" GET THE HELL OUT, I GOT NO TIME FOR JOKES'."
"What's 5q + 5q?"
"If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?"
"If you took your large intestine and stretched it out in a straight line it would be very hard to get it back in you after that. So tangly."
"If the person next to you on a flight wont stop talking, take out a Skymall catalog & eat the entire thing while never breaking eye contact."
"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"
"I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard ""Shake It Off"" 137 times."