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"Umm Adele, have you tried texting?"
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"I liked watching squirrel soap operas unfold in my backyard right up until the damn neighbor cat murdered all the actors."
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"What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !"
"What present did the kid with no hands get? Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet."
"What do you do when your wife starts smoking? Slow down and apply lube"
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
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"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."
"How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell..."