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Joke of the Day
"How does a booze thief make you feel better? He lifts your spirits."
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"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"
"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."
"I remember when my son fell asleep at a house party we had. I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a cock on his face. My wife went mental when she picked him up to change his nappy."
"I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it."
"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"
"Did you hear about the bomb that blew up a French cheese shop? There's de brie everywhere."
"Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers"
"I like my women like I like my bread.... Brown and with nuts"
"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."