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Joke of the Day
"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."
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"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."
"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."
"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"
"Drummer's joke I texted my old band today saying I miss playing music. They replied with ""What's new? You missed playing, when you were with us, man!"""
"Name That Tune My school had a ""Name that Tune"" activity for the staff, and they had sound trouble so there was silence. I shouted out ""John Cage!"" and no one laughed."
"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."
"They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5."
"I want to pass away peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandpa did. Not screaming in a car crash like the passengers in his car."
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"