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Joke of the Day

"A Hindu and Muslim together makes for a surprise equillibrium Muslim keep beheading the Hindu. The Hindu keeps reincarnating."

"How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear."

"Sometimes at the beach it's like ""gross, is that a condom?"" Yes. And it's staying on. Not looking to raise any shark children."

"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."

"Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture."

"How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller? He was flattered"

"What do Polar Bears eat for lunch? Ice Bergers."

"5 SECONDS AGO! What do we want? TIME TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them?"

"Trump is already making good on his promise for jobs. Who else would hire Three Doors Down?"

"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."