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Joke of the Day
"I just quite my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone."
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"Guys, what are your favorite ""I'm going to hell for this"" jokes? Here's mine: What do you call a dead Mexican? Dearly deported."
"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"
"When pearl jam comes on and you're like... It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"
"What do you call the gay couple who are both named Bob? Oral Roberts!"
"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."
"Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !"
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they don't have 2 towers."