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Joke of the Day
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they don't have 2 towers."
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"Darth Vader could never find love.... He was looking in Alderaan places."
"""I hate hashtags!"" Dad screams as he smashes his #1 Dad coffee mug against a wall."
"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."
"Vin Diesel is Latin for ""the guy we get when The Rock won't do it"""
"Roses are red... Our flag is too Raise your hand to the sky And gas all the jews"
"What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look! I'm changing!"
"Did you hear about the new farmers dating site? It's full of hoes."
"Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares."
"You think I'm not online. But, I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling...Judging."