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Joke of the Day
"How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor"
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"[checks Facebook & sees my 4th grade girlfriend has liked my hot chocolate recipe share] ME: I knew she'd come crawling back to me one day"
"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."
"My penis is only a fraction of an inch... Thirty three thirds."
"What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state? It's Kano."
"im the funny guy that shouts ""remix!"" every time a cd skips, buy my stand up comedy digital download online at my web site"
"Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction"
"How do you tell if someone has an std? Oh shit wrong sub-reddit."
"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"
"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."