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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."

"My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes."

"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"

"People who say their migraine is going to be the death of them are totally right because I just killed a lady right after she said that."

"I used to date computer programs but that's over now My girlfriend still worries that I may go back but I reply to her ""they're just exes """

"I wasn't upset about that black cat crossing my path but mouthing ""you're fucked"" as he passed was just rude."

"Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. I'm not very good at darts."

"What's the difference between Hitler and a marathon runner? The marathon runner can successfully finish a race"

"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"

"Met a microbiologist this morning He was bigger than I expected."