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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."
Next Joke
"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"
"I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant 2. I tend to repeat myself"
"I used to be a werewolf... but I'm alright noooooooowwwwww!"
"What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? Fission Chips."
"Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back."
"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."
"""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."""
"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."
"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."