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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."

"Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop? Cause it got al dente'd up!"

"What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? ""Hi, Cliff """

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."

"the homeless woman I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"I ran out of tortilla chips so I'm freebasing salsa."

"I told my date I'd treat her like a deity. At the end she'd get nailed."

"What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( )"

"I think my washing machine used to belong to Usain Bolt. It has a setting for fast coloureds."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"