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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color."

"It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look."

"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"

"What's the difference between a VA Nurse and a bullet? A bullet only kills once."

"Nobody ever believes me when I say I have to go to the bathroom. They always say that I'm full of crap"

"I see your ""long walks on the beach"" and I raise you ""long Segway rides on beach"" *peels off on beach throwing sand in dates face*"

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"What does a pencil have in common with marijuana? If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt."

"Where does the President keep his armies? In his Baracks"

"Life is like a box of chocolates It's full of nuts, expensive, and severely disappointing."