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Joke of the Day

"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"Called my boss, what's the different between work and your daughter. I will not be coming into work today."

"What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup? A laksa."

"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"

"TIFU by changing TIFU's meaning to make a joke. Today I fished (for) up-votes by ( insert made up story )."

"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"

"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."

"My friend said my mum was hot. I then punched him and reminded him that we were Americans."

"Marriage Joke The title is the joke. Come on guys. -.-"