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Joke of the Day
"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""
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"If 'real life' was really that great, Twitter wouldn't be so fucking addictive."
"New camouflaged condoms! She'll never see you coming again."
"I wanted my girlfriend to give me some time alone so we got married."
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
"Thank God for butter because without butter all butterflies would be just flies and that sounds terrible."
"What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions? A gallop poll."
"I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married."
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"Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed? With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed"