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Joke of the Day
"Why don't male dogs date? They think all women are bitches. ... Dogs are terrible people."
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"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"
"Trying to make a list of things that are worse than Mondays and all I've got so far is Hitler and Christian Rock."
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzMichael. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"
"What is the most violent element of the periodic table? Ni, because Ni for an eye"
"70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. .. The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet."
"What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song? You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing."
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"
"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."