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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"
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"Top 3 screwdrivers: 1. Tool for turning screws 2. Vodka and orange juice 3. Method of Uber payment"
"Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buck an ear."
"Him: ...and I asked you out because you're smart and pret-WHY ARE YOU POKING ME WITH A STICK? Me: To see if you're real or if I'm just high"
"What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs? Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers"
"THE DOCTOR WITH HIS PATIENT The doctor to the patient: You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too...'"
"What is the name of that disgusting, hairy and mostly useless piece of flesh that dangles around the vagina? Your mom."
"How do you make a venetian blind? Poke his eyes out Credits go to my 90 year old grandfather, currently completing his PhD"
"How come wrong numbers are never busy?"
"Lone crow arrested... ... For attempted murder"