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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs? We don't need an asteroid..."
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"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
"Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have ""evolved."" Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about."
"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope."
"So two bassists are sitting at a bar... One leans over to the other and says, ""How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?"" He responds, ""One note at a time."""
"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Two drunk Man Two drunks are in a bar. First one: ""My wife is an angel"" Second one: ""You are lucky! Mine is still alive."""
"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."
"A duck walked into a bar... And was quickly escorted out as no animals were allowed in the bar."
"I'm half black... Bottom half"