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Joke of the Day

"In the Garden of Eden... In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."

"If you came over an upturned tortoise... Would you clean it up?"

"How do supernatural entities cum? They have poltergasms"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's dead"

"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"

"If the name of your song is not a prominent lyric of the song, I respect you, but I don't have time for you."

"Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D"

"Dead babies What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ? Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork."

"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"