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Joke of the Day

"In the Garden of Eden... In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."

"Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes if you wrap an iron in it."

"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."

"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"

"I promise to never take you for granted... unless we are shopping for counter tops."

"What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !"

"What do a plumber and a walrus have in common? They both like a good, tight seal."

"Use ANTIVIRUS first Boy: Can I touch u r Software, Girl: First show me u r Hardware, Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole? Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first."

"I got in trouble for calling the rape hotline... Apparently it's only for ""victims""."

"How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."