157953

Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor... ...and the doctor tells him he has dyslexia. The man replies, ""Dyslexia? I just met her!"""

"One liners I'm at a VFW and I want dirty raunchy one liners to tell, racism allowed"

"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."

"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"

"After being robbed in Paris Kim Kardashian has been silent, Kanye cancelled concerts, and Keeping Up With The Kardashians filming has been suspended...... Best gift from France ever!!!"

"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""

"Here's a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!"

"[furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] ""Don't you wish there was an easier way?"" [cut to carton of butter milk]"

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them Mazel Tov Cocktails ^(I am **so** sorry) ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out."