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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing you just run away!"
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"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"
"I saw a dwarf escaping from jail down the side of a wall As he passed by, he sneered at me, and I thought, ""That's a little condescending."""
"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet"
"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"
"What is the height of slime? A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot."
"How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes."
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $2 and some monopoly money..."
"A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show."