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Joke of the Day
"Why was the peanut so salty? Because it got R O A S T E D"
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"I punched a drug addict in the face. I guess I beat the crack outta him. (The best joke I have ever made up.)"
"Two cannibals have just finished dinner.. One says to the other, ""your wife made a wonderful meal"". The other one says, ""I know, I'll miss her very much"". Edit:typo Edit: your (obviously)"
"My wedding will be open casket."
"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"
"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."
"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""
"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American"
"I can speak any language. I just don't understand what I'm saying in anything but english."
"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."