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Joke of the Day

"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"

"If you want to interrogate someone, do it in German You could say ""I love you and brought you flowers"" and I'd shit myself!"

"What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese? Rastafriedrice"

"How do you call a cross-dressing father of two? Transparent"

"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"[Starbucks] ""Yes, I'd like a venti skinny soy half-sweet one-pump caramel macchiato half-caff extra whip, please."" Barista: Is Pepsi ok?"

"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."

"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."