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Joke of the Day

"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."

"What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like."

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"Two sex workers enter Trump's Russian hotel room. Sex worker: ""On a scale of one to 10, how would you rate us?"" Trump: ""Urinate"""

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."

"Why do Lannisters have such big beds? GoT because they push twins together to make a king."

"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."

"Talking to your Urologist... ""Urine Trouble"""

"So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, ""Gee, I really hate my step-mom."" The other one replies ""Well why don't you try the potatoes?"""

"I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would."