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Joke of the Day

"3 guys just arrived to heaven and... 3 guys just arrived to heaven and then Jesus proceeds to call by their names: - ""Rand"" kiss my hand! - ""Pete"" kiss my feet! Then Jesus: Rick!? Why are you running?"

"It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide."

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"

"What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody."

"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."

"what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion"

"""Hey idiots - I don't have spikes"" - The sun, to child artists"

"Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, ""Let's eat kids"" becomes ""Let's eat punctuation""."

"Frequently Asked Questions: 1) You did what? 3) How dare you? 53) Don't you know how numbering lists works?"