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Joke of the Day
"I should sell this house, the rooms spin when I drink vodka."
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"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."
"What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour."
"What every man wants to hear after sex:"
"My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up."
"Yo guys, does it smell like updog in here to you?"
"Let's name our sandwich shop after smelly trains."
"Laughed hysterically and said ""Oh yes, please do"" after the pizza shop guy asked if he could put the sauce in my box. I think I scared him."
"Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster"
"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."