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Joke of the Day
"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"
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"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)"
"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."
"What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senor citizen"
"""I"" before ""e"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""
"What do you call a group of African superheroes? The Jaundice League"
"I bet Hemingway would've deleted a shitload of tweets the next day."
"[having daughter's new boyfriend (who I think is a caveman) over for dinner] so dave, how is work? *lights candle and watches his reaction*"
"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."
"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."