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Joke of the Day
"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"
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"I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!"
"Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb."
"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"
"[dark alley] Here's the $3 million, thanks again for this, be sure to send pictures. Kidnapper: Wait, don't you want your kids back?"
"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."
"You know why birds sing in the mornings? Because they don't have to go to fucking work"
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."