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"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."
"Raise your index and middle finger and ask... ""Why should a woman allways masturbate with those two fingers?"" Answer: ""Because they are mine."""
"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"This guy at the bar yells in my face ""Have you been sleeping with my wife?!""... I said ""No, she's always awake when I'm over there"""
"What did one telepath say to the other telepath? Nothing."
"Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless."
"What do you call a pickle on sale? A sweet Dill."
"I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess. Any activity subjection? Not movies."