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Joke of the Day

"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."

"At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas."

"Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good."

"How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia? Carve a turkey"

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"

"Why are all those people running? A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?"

"Knock knock..I eat mop Thats nasty."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"

"There are only two types of news: Real news and faux news."

"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"